ChillBro Swaggins: October 2011

Monday, 31 October 2011

John Fitch. Cooler than you'll ever be.

John Fitch was a Man. A Man that flew P-51 Mustangs in WWII, only to become a prisoner of war. A POW So badass that Patton personally liberated him. Then, because he was a Man, and wanted a woman, he made out with Evita. The Evita.
After flying the sexiest machine of all time, being rescued by the most badass general of all time, and kissing the hottest woman of his time, John needed a job. Obviously, this job would be professional race car driver. He was so good, that he won the Mille Miglia (a famous fucking race) and became the ONLY American to ever drive for the Mercedez Benz factory team. Back in the 50s. American German relations weren't amazing back then, by the way, so you had to be seriously fucking good for them to ignore your American heritage.
As many racing drivers do, John got bored (not many racing drivers actually do get bored. probably only John.) He then decided to design cars. He designed 5. One of them was the Corvette. No big deal.
Ever pass a orange or blue container filled with water on the highway to save lives during accidents? Ya, that was him too.
John Fitch. He was cooler than you'll ever be.

A young Gandolph the Grey

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Tyler, The Creator x BADBADNOTGOOD

Tyler the Creator and BADBADNOTGOOD performing an instrumental version of Fish. Apparently this is Tyler's first jam session. That's one more than I've ever had.

Alright, that was cool and all, but if you want to hear a talented pianist, look up Keith Jarrett or Gonzales. You want to hear a black youth saying obscene shit. Here you go.

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Siriusmo

Siriusmo is probably not like many artists you have heard before. This is because he has two tools that others do not:

a) Mickey Mouse Hands

b) Keyboard Gun

Prepare to have your life changed:

High Together by Siriusmo

Programchild by Siriusmo

Thursday, 13 October 2011

f1 in the Himalayas?

Every now and then mankind achieves a feat so pointless, it can only be described as an exercise in proving we are more powerful than nature.
Red Bull recently took its show car to the Himalayas, proving that not even the highest mountain range on earth is safe from Rich Europeans who like driving quickly.
Infinite ammounts of swagger. These men are modern adventurers, and should be applauded for their pointless, expensive example of just how awesome humans are.
Thanks TopGear.com for the pics!